Ewa Telega
Nude

From Poland comes more than sausages, though your sausage will come from some of that country’s hot sexports. One delicacy on the menu that can’t be missed is Ewa Telega. She’s naked in the romantic drama Kasztelanka (1983). What does that title mean? Who knows, and who cares. The movie offers a lusty look at the long-haired Ewa’s funbags. They’re almost covered by those dark locks—but almost doesn’t count.